Cassidy's Guide To Charades

Hello blog readers!

As you may have already guessed from the title, I will be giving a charade guide.
Because if you're like me, you're an awful guesser and could use all the help you can get.

Now, you may be wondering, "Why the crackers is she making a charade guide?"
Well, I'll tell you why.
In Mr.Davidson's class, we played charades, and my guesses were downright pathetic.
The word was "crash."
My guesses were: bump, run, walk, death, etc.
So for this reason, I will be making a charade guide.
And here it is:

CHARADE GUIDE:
If the person stands still and does nothing:
They are a rock.
If a person stands still and does nothing BUT they have their arms extended:
They are a tree.
If a person makes car noises:
They are a car.
If a person is shaped like a crescent:
They are a banana.
If a person sings horribly about a day of the week:
They are Rebecca Black.
If a person moves their hand around in the air while keeping the other one still:
They are sharpening their pencil.
If a person is staring into a book:
They are reading.
If a person is breathing slowly with their eyes closed:
They are sleeping.
If a person is covered in glitter:
They are Ke$ha.
If a person is rapidly moving their fingers while pretending to look a something:
They are on a computer.
If a person is wearing something that was not meant to be used as clothes:
They are Lady Gaga.
If a person is pretending to put something in their mouth:
They are eating.
If a person is not breathing:
They are dead.


Thanks for reading, I hope this has helped everyone's charade skills! Catch you guys later, bye!

CARPE DIEM

                                                                                                                   -Cassidy